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revolutionator:

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

hey i know i have a fraught and passive-aggressive relationship with time magazine but please take like a minute out of your day to vote for laverne  cox to be in this year’s time 100 list of the 100 most influential people in the world this year

shit yeah boost this to hell

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

kishona:

POLITIC PAT

(Source: axon-axoff)

samswritingtips:

A breakdown of medieval armor, since a lot of pieces are required to create a full suit.

onit-boom:

mads-next-meal:

If you are on medication for any type of mental illness, NEVER stop taking it, no matter how much you think you don’t need it. You have no idea how much that will fuck you up until it’s too late.

This is very appropriate to me today.

kristoffbjorgman:

mrhaliboot:

lovin-elsanna:

exixiii:

frickfractals:

elsanna-fanboy:

painting-the-town:

in which elsa is a drug dealer

ELSA sells ice = crack

WE CRACKED THE CODE OF FROZEN

This movie is literally covered in cocaine

Anna jumping upon mounds of cocaine

Elsa covering Arendelle in cocaine

Elsa creating two creatures out of magical living cocaine

Anna being shot in the heart with a blast of cocaine

Thats why Hans got so messed up after Elsa revealed her powers!

You all need to seek professional help.

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well that would certainly explain the Sven voice

Reblog if you believe Pansexuality exists.

fortheloveoftrenchcoats:

raggedyarchangel:

My sister and my brother-in-law refuse to believe that Pansexuality is real and they laugh whenever the word is brought up. I’m fed up of it and I hate that they can’t accept that it’s a thing.

I certainly hope so or I’m gonna have a much harder time explaining which shade of queer I am.

goatprince:

lordvigilant:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink. 

Hey @goatprince
Guess what Smudge is gonna look like next week 

a cat

goatprince:

lordvigilant:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

Hey @goatprince

Guess what Smudge is gonna look like next week 

a cat

roydrivesamustang:

colonel-roy-mustbang:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?????

THIS IS PERFECT

roydrivesamustang:

colonel-roy-mustbang:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?????

THIS IS PERFECT

wickedclothes:

Kitty Stud Earrings

Keep a furry friend with you wherever you go. These cute earrings resemble a kitty hanging from your ear lobe. Available in black, silver, and several other colors. Sold on Etsy.

pillowbedhead:

imokwiththis:

but no

(me when i was 9)

[i’m 17]

Homestuck comics are real

pillowbedhead:

imokwiththis:

but no

(me when i was 9)

[i’m 17]

Homestuck comics are real

(Source: vvioletsreblue)

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

hero-of-bedtime:

And over here you will see the obvious Heterosexuals 

hero-of-bedtime:

And over here you will see the obvious Heterosexuals 

callmeunwritten:

This is absolutely incredible and no one can tell me otherwise. 

(Source: anko-tyan)

turningthetech:

voice-of-tartarus:

saccharinescorpion:

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look at these stupid nerds tell each other meme jokes and snicker like five year olds

NO BUT LOOK AT JOHN ‘S DUMBASS LITTLE JELLYBEAN SMILE WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT ROSE IS DOING THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE

oh my god